Thursday, May 31, 2012

Facebook Sold for Girl Scout Cookies

As the price per share of Facebook continued to decline, a private equity firm, Brain Capital, purchased Facebook for 184 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies that the firm's daughters were unable to sell this spring.

Facebook, Inc.

Mark Zuckerberg, former CEO and chairman on Facebook, who is particularly fond of Tagalongs, was thrilled.  "To trade some practically worthless pieces of paper for something of tangible value was extremely rewarding.  I can actually eat Girl Scout Cookies.  It was difficult to see any value at all whatsoever in Facebook."

Minivan owned by Mark Zuckerberg

In related news: on the same day that Facebook was removed from the NASDAQ exchange, Priscilla Chan filed for divorce from Zuckerberg.

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